Arise with Atiku, Shine For Tomorrow

Chapter 1: The Atikulates: Predating the Zombie Apocalypse In the land of Twitter, where opinions flow like rivers and sense is often in short supply, the Atikulates are renowned for their razor-sharp intellect and witty ripostes. Meanwhile, the zombies lurked in the shadows, their fingers typing away on their keyboards, spewing forth insults and logical fallacies with ease.

Little do the zombies know, they owe their brief moment in the spotlight to the Atikulates. Before the zombies, the ATIKUlates existed, thriving on logic and reason. And it is a bitter truth the zombies refuse to accept - that they are merely a footnote in the grand narrative of Atiku's enduring legacy.

The Atikulates, led by their fearless leader Atiku, marched forth with facts and figures, debating with passion and conviction. But the zombies were not to be outdone. Armed with an arsenal of emojis and capital letters; aggression and bitterness, they stormed the timelines, leaving a trail of destruction and bewildered silence in their wake.

One zombie, particularly proud of his ability to Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V, claimed that Atiku was "unqualified" to lead. When challenged to provide evidence, he simply replied with a string of contradictory tweets from 2018. The Atikulates were baffled, but the zombies were undeterred.

As the battle raged on, the zombies began to turn on each other. "You're a paid troll!" one zombie shouted. "No, you're a bot!" another retorted. The Atikulates watched in amusement as the zombies devolved into chaos, their arguments reduced to a cacophony of name-calling and insults.

Despite their best efforts, the zombies could not seem to grasp the concept of logical reasoning. "Atiku is bad because I feel it!" one zombie declared. The Atikulates face-palmed in unison. "Feelings do not make facts, dear zombie," they chorused.

In the end, it was clear who had emerged victorious. The Atikulates stood tall, their intellect and wit unscathed. The zombies, on the other hand, slunk away, their tails between their legs, muttering something about "fake news" and "echo chambers."

Team nBAU